Yes, that was a YGOTAS reference xDD been obsessed with it lately (specifically this week) AND I’ve been surprisingly Twittering more. Now we officially know that this poor world is DOOMED.
Anyways, my room is currently shrouded in darkness cause our ceiling fan (which is our only source of light other than the sun) uses a proprietary lightbulb and yeah……can’t find it anywhere although I’m sure Home Depot should have the answers…..but then again, the closest Home Depot is really far.
In other news, my mom won’t freakin shut up about how I’m retarded, dense, naive and a bunch of other bullcrap that is the product of her feeble assuming mind. Yes, she directly says this to me. And apparently I’m about a good 99% the source of her lectures (which she claims she doesn’t wanna do, but that’s exactly why she does it every goddamn hour) due to my rebellion. Since when was I a rebel? What, cause I don’t agree with half the shit she believes in? She keeps saying she doesn’t want me to be like her and yet she’s slowly trying to make me think like her cause of course, being the asian parent she is, she always thinks she’s right. Just now, I forgot that my ceiling fan was indeed a fan and when I remembered while complaining about it, I was like “oh yeah that’s right, it’s not just a light, it’s a FAN”. Just then, my mom conveniently walks in and asks if I’m hot. I say yes, she then turns on the fan and says “What are you, a lazy idiot? If you’re hot, then why didn’t you turn the fan on? Waiting for me to turn it on for you…..why are you so lazy? You have hands and feet, you can turn it on yourself.” ….wtf? Seriously now? You’re just gonna assume that I was sitting here in this dreaded heat purposely WAITING for you to waltz in and turn on a damn fan for me? Hey I admit that I’m a seriously lazy procrastinator (redundant much?), but I’m not THAT lazy as to not wanna pull a string to turn on a fan. Is that how you think of me as your daughter? If anything, I should be the one flaming you for all the goddamn ways you treated me. Hell, for even allowing me to be freakin born. Not like you wanted me, isn’t it?
Quickly changing the topic before I cause the mountain in Korea to erupt and kill all its inhabitants, back to YGOTAS. Thanks to Bakura, I’ve slowly started to “become British” xDD I’ve started saying bugger and wanker a lot more. Also, thanks to Gintama, I’ve also started to speak Japanese in that really old dialect (dammit all, I forgot was it was called…..too lazy to google xD) and in English, say “I daresay” after half the stuff I say. I’ll try to restrain myself when typing xDD
And that concludes today’s random rant stuff. Cheerios :D
