[Filed under: anime, downloads, music, randomness, ranttime]
OH YEAH. Another YGOTAS reference XD
now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down
and I’d like to take a minute, just sit down, James
I’ll tell you how I became the undisputed king of card games
in north eastern Africa, born and raised
in the palace was where I spent most of my days
chilin out, maxin, relaxin all the while
or playing some card games right beside the Nile
when a couple of guys who were up to no good
started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and the gods got scared
they said “you’re moving in with Yugi and his grandpa downstairs”
I wound up in Japan and then things were less clear
like I couldn’t kill folks for losing card games here
if anything, I could say that this place was lame
but I thought “nah, forget it, I’ll play some card games”
I bought card game booster packs 7 or 8
and I yelled at the old man “yo homes smell you later”
looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
to sit on my thrown with my ridiculous hair
BEST. PARODY. EVER. And if someone out there wants this song (for whatever reason cause I as hell sure know it’s not awesome), here it is: Phresh Pharaoh [DISCLAIMER: I do not own this song, I just ripped it using a legally free software
While we're on the topic of YGOTAS, I actually scoured my area to look for certain YGO cards and I couldn't find it, BUT I was able to get start a Gemini deck so that's not as bad.....I guess xD Geminis aren't that bad if you use them right, I suppose. They're just kind of slow T^T ah, so this is was it felt like to be a middle schooler xDDD although seriously, during that time, YGO cards were so common that I bought a pack every day after school.....
Haha omg just one other thing XDD cause I HAVE to share this puhahahahhaa (and that guy there is Dartz)
Alister: (with dorky drunk voice) Oh great and powerful Dartz, how shall we defeat your nemesis, the dreaded Marik Ishtar?
Valon: (Australian accent) Tell us, oh mighty one, so that we may do your bidding.
Dartz: Ma fwends, there is only one way to defeat that doucheBAG. ...WE WILL DO HIM!
Rafael: Umm, did you say.....do him?
Dartz: I said do him! What part of "do him" don't you understand, douchebag? We gonna do him! Togetha! All fo of us! We gonna do him, do him haard and thorou-oughly! Do him so hard that we won feel it in the moning when he wake up!
Alister: Um, boss are you serious?
Dartz: Yes, you assho. Wha, you wan me to do you too?
Alister: No, sir!
Dartz: Then keep yo mouth shut, man. Ok man? Yeah. So we gonna do him. On motocycles.
Valon: Won't that be kinda....uncomfortable?
Dartz: What the EFF you talkin about, mang?
Rafael: Yeah, I-I don't wanna do anybody on a motorbike.
Dartz: Dooo!!
Rafael: Are you saying "do" or "duel"?
Dartz: Dooooo!!!!
Rafael: So....you want us to do Marik.
Dartz: Yes! An I will stand here an watch you do him!
Alister: Well ok, then....let's....go...do Marik...I...guess....
Dartz: Do him, douchbags! Go wabawhee!!!!
[No, there are no typos, I'm writing exactly how they're talking xDDD]
And at the end, when they finally go to Marik to “do him”…..
Alister: Ok, everybody, hold it!
Valon: We’re here on behalf of Dartz!
Rafael: Mhmm.
Marik: Frig!! Who let all these nerds in here??
Bakura: Well, it IS an anime convention….
Marik: What the EFF do you guys want?
Valon: We’re here to deliver a message from our master.
Alister: Yes. Apparently we have to….do you….
Marik: Do me??
Alister: Yeah…it’s kinda weird….
Marik: It’s also never gonna happen because I’m not gay!
Bakura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Marik: What, what’s so funny?
Bakura: Come on, Marik, we all know.
Marik: Know what?
Rex: Yeah. We KNOW.
Weevil: Yeah, we know.
Pegasus: I definitely know~
Marik: Know what?! What the hell does everybody know??
Bakura: Marik, I believe it’s time you came out of the closet.
Marik: Oh what, just because a guy likes to dress effeminately, and hang around with another extremely attractive man, and read yaoi, and flaunt his gorgeous abs, and stroke a phallic symbol suggestively in every other scene, that automatically makes him gay?!
Bakura: Kinda.
Zorc: Yeah, kinda.
Evil bear: Yeap.
Marik: Agh, you’re all pricks.
Bakura: Well then, no wonder you like us so much.
Marik: AAHH! I am 100% STRAIGHT! HONESTLY!
Alister: …so can we do you now?
Marik: GET OUT OF MY HOTEL ROOM!!
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Oh! And don’t forget to check out wha-chow :DD it’s a weekly show (on wednesdays, about 8pm for eastern time) where kirbopher (aka Noah), shadybox (aka Jaden), psyguy, littlekuriboh (aka everyone else) and a bunch of other awesomely random people talk. And they talk about random stuff~ :]] including “personal fuck yous” which are outright hilarious XDD go! NOW! LISTEN TO THEM! DO IT XD
“This card game is a load of bollocks.”
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Tags: obsession, ygotas, youtube